Other nations not recognised by FIFA

Sooooo...hypothetically, if the FA were to withdraw from FIFA and create a new start-up federation, what kind of competition can we expect to see grace the hallowed Wembley turf...and more importantly where in the world can the England fans take their own special brand of support...

 

• Catalonia - Representing the Spanish region which includes Barcelona.  Home games are in fact played at the Camp Nou, and with some pretty impressive results from over 200 games including a 4-2 victory over Argentina in 2009
• Northern Cyprus - Now prizes for guessing where these fine fellows represent.  Winners of the inaugural FIFI World Cup in 2006 with a 4-1 penalty victory over Zanzibar in the final.
• Sami - The national team of the Sami people who inhabit parts of Scandinavia and Russia, hold a fairly inpressive 21-1 victory over the Monaco national side.
• Monaco - not the side recently and woefully relegated from Ligue 1, but the international side who are pretty much as bad.
• Zanzibar - any fans of Tenacious D know you can order your ladies favourite dish from here, and then progress to some sweet sweet love.
• Vatican City - where the Pope lives innit.
• Gozo - the small island just north of Malta, lovely place.
• Tibet - when the Dalai Lama is on your side you're always a winner.
• Padania - 3 time champions of the VIVA World Cup, based in Italy and formed by a political party.

Steven Seagal - Reincarnation of the Dalai Lama...big fan of the Tibetan side

...hopefully England may be a bit more successful in the VIVA World Cup than the FIFA version (especially since you don't need to qualify), lets just hope we don't have to play it in the summer...otherwise they might be a bit tired.