Carlos' £9.3 million

Whilst Tevez's "advisors" claim that his leaving Manchester City is not about money, losing out on a reported £9,300,000 through loss of wages, bonus' etc must hurt a little.  What also doesn't quite make sense is that if the reasons for leaving are either a) Footballing or b) For family reasons, why is he leaving the club currently top of one of the best leagues in the world to, and isn't Milan further from Argentina than Manchester, and don't they not speak Spanish in Italy do they?

Anyway, all this analysis of the Tevez transfer sage is for another day, what I am more interested in bringing you good people is a list of our top 10 things that wee Carlos could have got for his £9,300,000;

• Chris Sutton circa 1999.
• 6 Bugatti Veyrons
• 54,705,882 Freddo chocolate bars (or Fudge bars if he preferred)
• Dinner for him and 54,704 friends at the best restaurant in the world Noma
• 9,393,939 McDonalds Cheeseburgers.
• 1 Stuart Hughes iPhone 4 Diamond Rose edition (its not even a 4s!!!)
• 845 bottles of personalised Sperion Lambda Olive Oil
• 3 of the worlds most expensive stamp, the Treskilling Yellow dating from 1855 Sweden.
• 990 Tigers from www.buytigers.com (and I'm being serious...you even get 3 Tiger toys with your purchase of a REAL Tiger...)

or...

• 186,000 Inter Milan replica shirts.

So there we have it, for Carlos it may not all be about the money...but look at all the cool stuff he could have got had he not been such a....